Tagged by Macavity. I'd hyperlink her name, but can't remember the tags, so she gets a lovely hue of red instead.
A- Alhambra. Something to do with pigs and pokers. Ron suggested the marriage of Islam with Lingerie.
B - Byakaron. Grammar in Bengali. Twisted Ron more like it.
C - Caantinue. Something my Mallu friends say. Some of them are slightly ahem oriented. Some of them are likesized.
D - Dodell. Making mouse marks on laptops..
E - Ellefaint. You know, those size zero models on that magazine cover.
F - Fushkuri. Fokla. Fishfish.
G - Globspot. Hmm.. frozen limbs dot glob spot.
H - Heh. The only response to heart cancer. This does not include frantic responses inquiring about Ron's health.
I - Ishkabon. Calling a spade a spade. Nothing to do with Issssh's sister, jungle or the both thereof.
J - Jibanu. Bong for microbes. Sounds like Anu's tongue.
K- Khunti. Khichuri. Khisti. I claim parentage of Khisti. You can't take that away from me.
L - Lebu. French ghosts. Sometimes seen playing water football in Lebur Pool.
M - Monsieur. My pig. Hmm.. sounds a bit like Mamata Banerjee.
N - Negro Nishidaak. Donald's and Daffy's nocturnal counterpart. Has a problem with his 31,000 knees growing ununiformly.
O - Orkut. Brazilian for genius programmer. Reverse bong for piece. Finnish for orgasm.
P - Padre. Please fart. Precedes PPP. PPP stands for Pre Poop Pee.
Q - Quetzalcoatl. The missing bit from ikir mikir cham chikir's dowar.
R - Rondhon. Cooking something that belongs to Ron, without which Ron would not be Ron. Or perhaps Rochonaboli.. literary sacrifices. Gee.. He wondered why my dhon is stuck on Ron...
S - Sheikh's Pear. The real reason English speaking nations are well lubricated.
T - Tora tora tora. Broke broke broke.
U - Umbilical cord. Comes linked amniotic fluid.
V - Vidya. She'll kill me when she reads this. Or die laughing.
W - Wonky. A lonely house key.
X - a residual current that still sends sparks flying.
Y - Yahweh. Heh's divine creator.
Z - Zarathustra. Pushing a little harder.
I tag my semi existent reader base. Especially Ron, Riju and Gaurav.