Saturday, May 3, 2008

Alphabet Soup

Tagged by Macavity. I'd hyperlink her name, but can't remember the tags, so she gets a lovely hue of red instead.


A- Alhambra. Something to do with pigs and pokers. Ron suggested the marriage of Islam with Lingerie.

B - Byakaron. Grammar in Bengali. Twisted Ron more like it.

C - Caantinue. Something my Mallu friends say. Some of them are slightly ahem oriented. Some of them are likesized.

D - Dodell. Making mouse marks on laptops..

E - Ellefaint. You know, those size zero models on that magazine cover.

F - Fushkuri. Fokla. Fishfish.

G - Globspot. Hmm.. frozen limbs dot glob spot.

H - Heh. The only response to heart cancer. This does not include frantic responses inquiring about Ron's health.

I - Ishkabon. Calling a spade a spade. Nothing to do with Issssh's sister, jungle or the both thereof.

J - Jibanu. Bong for microbes. Sounds like Anu's tongue.

K- Khunti. Khichuri. Khisti. I claim parentage of Khisti. You can't take that away from me.

L - Lebu. French ghosts. Sometimes seen playing water football in Lebur Pool.

M - Monsieur. My pig. Hmm.. sounds a bit like Mamata Banerjee.

N - Negro Nishidaak. Donald's and Daffy's nocturnal counterpart. Has a problem with his 31,000 knees growing ununiformly.

O - Orkut. Brazilian for genius programmer. Reverse bong for piece. Finnish for orgasm.

P - Padre. Please fart. Precedes PPP. PPP stands for Pre Poop Pee.

Q - Quetzalcoatl. The missing bit from ikir mikir cham chikir's dowar.

R - Rondhon. Cooking something that belongs to Ron, without which Ron would not be Ron. Or perhaps Rochonaboli.. literary sacrifices. Gee.. He wondered why my dhon is stuck on Ron...

S - Sheikh's Pear. The real reason English speaking nations are well lubricated.

T - Tora tora tora. Broke broke broke.

U - Umbilical cord. Comes linked amniotic fluid.

V - Vidya. She'll kill me when she reads this. Or die laughing.

W - Wonky. A lonely house key.

X - a residual current that still sends sparks flying.

Y - Yahweh. Heh's divine creator.

Z - Zarathustra. Pushing a little harder.



I tag my semi existent reader base. Especially Ron, Riju and Gaurav.

20 comments:

Macadamia The Nut said...

Thank heavens this was a tag and not a spelling Bee. You'd have lost. :D But me likey.

anony_mouse said...

fantastic dude....

extremely hilarious.....loved the Monsiuer !!....lol :D

Poojo C. said...

Most oreegeenaal alphabet soup evaar!

Dodell, Ellefaint and Jibanu, I likes best.

Btw... if your Khisti is the same as Dreamy's Khisti, I wonder if you know that my son-to-be is her husband-to-be...

indro said...

am ron. so its but natural that i'll take offence at RONDHON...
but really unique ! original ?..yeah dat too...
witty ? hell yeah !
so wat else do u need ?
nothing. its just perfect. the marriage of nonsense with wit is done ! its the a to z of abol tabol.
(next time pick sumone else other than me)

Ananya said...

daruuuuuuuuuuun....!!!
Never seen the alphabets so perfect..
Keep the good stuff going

dreamy said...

I thought my tagee was semi-existent,but then well ah what the heck.


Ok you can take Khisti, but then you will most definitely have to marry her off to Hasmukh "smiley-faced" bhai Patel.

Brilliant post!
Specially the reverse Bong bit.

Gaurav said...

commentez s`il vous plate! eet ees na-ice, end es usewell yell ritten. good bloke. great job :D

monsieur=ma soeur
semi existent reader base eh? and you didn't put in the joke about dhoni...
dont bleh me no more, i deed comment. another pj. heh

Poojo C. said...

You have a google ad on your blog that says: "Potty training in 3 days" :P

Kartik said...

A-Z! Cool (Rajni Style) glad to know there's something on ur platter other than fish.

now if u'd plz lemme know what i was to take offense of...

Reems said...

Arka's alpha beta soup has a whole lot of gamma in it too.

Now,that's Creatiwitty at it's height!

A-Zzolutely AmaZing!

dreamy said...

oh, I notice you changed the bordered template.

Nice ...nice :D

Ibanov, Sir Rekaf said...

Double-digit comments and u say 'semi-existent'?

Globspot sounds totally dyslexic :P

Why isn't Tora Tora Tora you guys, you guys, you guys?

:| said...

Lebu! :))

Lynx Kitten said...

veri nais. bud why is eff in ello?

Pardon that, I am trying to speak in some obscure accent. Accent unknown.

ad libber said...

As completely obsessed as I am with my blog, fishfish reminds me of my blog, so yay effs :D

dreamy said...

I just discovered, you keep changing your blogger pic.

:|

Running in circles. said...

whattey :O

Asawari Ghatage said...

Glee!!

Awesomeness!

RAY7 said...

Amazed !! You have conquered Bangla too...jaa taa toh !! :D

anony_mouse said...

have read dis long time back.........commented 2 ....

just recollected how creative and hilarious dis 1 was ....

btw....

B , O ,M, P is too good.... cudnt stop laughing yet again 2 dat ! :D :D :D

kudos 2 u :)